Today was Wacky Wednesday at SIS. Another one of our Spring into Reading events this month. And let me tell you, some of us got pretty wacky. Just ask Ms. Soltes about her Grade 6 music class today! Jokes were exchanged, socks were mismatched, and so much more! Here are some of our favourite jokes from today! 1. A woman meant to call a record shop but dialled the wrong number and got a private number instead and asked 'do you have eyes of blue' and 'a love supreme?', she asked. 'Well no,' answered the puzzled homeworker. 'But I have a wife and eleven children'. 'Is that a record?' The woman enquired. 'I don’t think so', replied the man. 'But it’s as close as I want to get!' 3. Little Johnny said to his aunt betty, ‘my god, you’re ugly, aren’t, you!’ his mother overheard this and pulled Johnny into the kitchen. ‘You naughty boy! She screamed ‘how can you say to your aunt that she’s ugly! You go right back in and apologize to her! Tell her you are sorry!’ Little Johnny entered the living room, walked over to his aunt and said, ‘Aunt Betty, I am sorry you are ugly.’ AuthorSWritten by Jia Ling (6A), Justin (5B), Jaden (6A), Jesse (4A).
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